Thrown Shoes Hit Sales Record

While Iraqi reporter and pitcher, Muntadar al-Zaidi, awaits trial the BBC reports that sales for the brand of shoe that was hurled at President Bush have skyrocketed. There is no word as to the reason for the sudden increase in sales but insiders say that the Lame-Duck President has been practicing weaving and ducking should anyone else hurl over his performance as Commander and Chief.

Muntadar al-Zaidi's trial is set for December 31, 2008 where he faces up to 15 years for "aggression against a foreign head of state" which the BBC reports could be reduced to a lesser charge of "attempted aggression" (I didn't make that part up). No one was injured during the attack except for the shoe-wielding assailant. Muntadar al-Zaidi's brother told BBC reporters that he has been abused in detention and plans to file a legal suit over his injuries.

The scheduled trial date was specifically selected to provide Christmas cheer and entertainment to Black Water thugs.

Since a number of individuals including al-Zaidi have referred to Bush as a dog, the Obama's are reconsidering the adoption of a new White House mutt and may elect to keep George Walker Bush instead.

Ship Your Old Shoes to the White House

I previously posted a YouTube video of Iraqi reporter Muntathar al Zaidi, 29, throwing his shoes at President Bush.

Someone on Twitter suggested we ship our old shoes to the White House. I didn't know if he was kidding or not and I didn't care. As a final act of protest I'm joining the Iraqi reporter and I'm shipping my old shoes to the White House.

Anyone interested in joining me can
ship their old shoes to:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW,
Washington, DC 20500

A second pair can also be shipped to:

Lame "Duck" President Bush
10141 Daria Pl
Dallas, TX 75229

Reportedly the Iraqi reporter shouted, "This is a kiss goodbye you dog." My shoes will be shipped with an identical message.

In addition I'm asking folks to assist me in coming up with shoe jokes. Thus far I have:
Chooing the fat in Iraqi
Playing with the Keds
Bush grapples for New Balance
Mock a Sin
Bush foreign policy...Ugg!
Instead of making his way to the DMZ as scheduled, Bush instead arrived at DSW.
Bushwacked!
Shoe-in For Worst President

Tonight Secret Service and the President of Iraq are sporting T-shirts that say "I'm Not George", lest there be any confusion among journalist or the general population as to where their hostility should be directed....okay, I made that up but its an excellent suggestion.

Feel free to add your own in the comment section!

I'm Not George" T-shirt for Iraqi President and Secret Service ...and anyone else...now available.