Free Annette Yeomans, Jail Bernie Madoff!

Bernie Madoff isn't in jail but Annette Yeomans is? Yeomans is the bookkeeper who embezzled millions and purchased over 400 pairs of shoes. If Bernie Madoff's crimes aren't serious enough to warrant tossing him in jail, surely any civilized person with an appetite for shoes could understand Yeomans weakness.

I mean lets be honest, it's not like any of us went to see Sex and the City to witness Carrie Bradshaw and Big's wedding. We went for the clothes, we went for the shoes, we went to see a fictitious and mythical man give a woman a really BIG closet.

When I first heard of Yeomans crime and the 400 pair of shoes my heart skipped a beat just thinking about a room fill with that many shoes! All the different styles and designers she could slide her feet into, I sighed. There are things that I can live without but there are also things that just shouldn't be missed (wink).

To hell with ballet flats and kitten heels...give me legs that go on forever!

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